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Topic:   General
Date: November 05, 2009
why 3243 asks:   How do you know all this stuff when you look like a nerd who looks like he never had sex.
tomtyke says:   Clark Kent looks like a nerd, look up how that turned out. Beneath this unkempt (women like unkempt, it appeals to their animal instincs) exterior beats the cold, unforgiving heart of a sexual conquistador. Women adore me. Men want to be me, children, well who gives a fuck about children? Fear the wrath of my genitals, mortal.


Topic:   General
Date: November 04, 2009
Ladi_X asks:   Ok,i'm only a teen but me and my boyfriend have had sex tons of times. now it seems we've got even more into it. and we want to experiment some.you know,try new things. But im thinking, im pretty young to be having sex already...do i really wanna go as far as having 3 somes at this age?
tomtyke says:   Hm, you're ugly, so it really doesn't matter what you do with your life. Have fun getting gangbanged.


Topic:   General
Date: November 02, 2009
duligan76 asks:   I recenty went to a strpclub, and got a lap dance and she asked to sread my leg's and put her vajina in my penis. my question is, am I still a virgin? normally I wouldn't care, it's just that im waiting 4 the right girl and make sure I really know her b4 I have sex
tomtyke says:   I'd normally say no, you're not a virgin, but it's clear however much sex you have you always will be.




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