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BS Sex Advice
Ask Tom: Useless sex advice from a wise-ass useless sex advisor. If you've got a dumb question and want a dumb answer, you've found the right place!



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   tomtyke

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Topic:   General
Date: February 23, 2010
SevenStoriesUnder asks:   Why are you such an asshole? There is no reward to being mean to people :(
tomtyke says:   Humour is its own reward.


Topic:   General
Date: January 12, 2010
blah blah 69 asks:   hi well me and my boyfriend started haveing sex and just the other day he asked me to sit on his face..it creeped me out so i said ill think about... what shoudl i do?
tomtyke says:   Be glad he didn't as to sit on your face.


Topic:   General
Date: November 05, 2009
why 3243 asks:   How do you know all this stuff when you look like a nerd who looks like he never had sex.
tomtyke says:   Clark Kent looks like a nerd, look up how that turned out. Beneath this unkempt (women like unkempt, it appeals to their animal instincs) exterior beats the cold, unforgiving heart of a sexual conquistador. Women adore me. Men want to be me, children, well who gives a fuck about children? Fear the wrath of my genitals, mortal.




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