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| Date: |
November 05, 2009 |
| why 3243 asks: |
| How do you know all this stuff when you look like a nerd who looks like he never had sex. |
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| tomtyke says: |
| Clark Kent looks like a nerd, look up how that turned out. Beneath this unkempt (women like unkempt, it appeals to their animal instincs) exterior beats the cold, unforgiving heart of a sexual conquistador. Women adore me. Men want to be me, children, well who gives a fuck about children? Fear the wrath of my genitals, mortal. |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
November 04, 2009 |
| Ladi_X asks: |
| Ok,i'm only a teen
but me and my boyfriend have had sex tons of times.
now it seems we've got even more into it.
and we want to experiment some.you know,try new things.
But im thinking, im pretty young to be having sex already...do i really wanna go as far as having 3 somes at this age?
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| tomtyke says: |
| Hm, you're ugly, so it really doesn't matter what you do with your life. Have fun getting gangbanged. |
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| Topic: |
General |
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November 02, 2009 |
| duligan76 asks: |
| I recenty went to a strpclub, and got a lap dance and she asked to sread my leg's and put her vajina in my penis. my question is, am I still a virgin? normally I wouldn't care, it's just that im waiting 4 the right girl and make sure I really know her b4 I have sex |
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| tomtyke says: |
| I'd normally say no, you're not a virgin, but it's clear however much sex you have you always will be. |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
September 21, 2009 |
| dirtyminded asks: |
| what would you do if i showed up outside your door completely naked (i have large tits)? detail please! |
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| tomtyke says: |
| My house is not a brothel (yet), you'll have to go work somewhere else. |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
September 02, 2009 |
| xxxyoulongtime asks: |
| My boyfriend and I love having sex in the dark. He has this thing he does where he contorts his face when he climax and starts sticking out his tongue like he's retarded. The sex is amazing but he keeps asking me if we can do it with the lights on and seeing him make that face makes me giggle and he gets really self-conscious. How can I convince him to leave the lights off without hurting his feelings? |
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| tomtyke says: |
| Do it with the lights on, just insist on having it doggy style. |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
August 30, 2009 |
| ShyGirl asks: |
| I just recently started having sex and has done it twice without a condom. I think I might be pregnant but I just got off my period but it was a short one. Should I go to a doctor or tell my parents? |
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| tomtyke says: |
| Well since you asked this in August and it's now October I'd suggest you don't ask the internet. Protip kids! |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
July 31, 2009 |
| bookbreath asks: |
| My boyfriend likes to do it alot. He gets really horny when I have my time of the month and tries to give it to me in the ass. But i dont like it. I love him to death and dont want to lose him. How do i make him happy? |
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| tomtyke says: |
| Let him bone you in the ass, obviously. |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
June 27, 2009 |
| mememememem asks: |
| Hey. Tomtyke. You. Me. The bed. Tonite. Everynite. |
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| tomtyke says: |
| No thanks. |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
June 27, 2009 |
| Hahahhaha. asks: |
| I have 4 niples. Should I be scared? |
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| tomtyke says: |
| No, you should be put to sleep. |
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| Topic: |
General |
| Date: |
June 08, 2009 |
| her asks: |
| If i guy tells a girl shes a freak, is that a bad thing? Is she like a whore? |
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| tomtyke says: |
| Are you a whore? |
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