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Topic:   General
Date: May 23, 2009
Angel asks:  
I have inverted nipples. I am embarrassed to have sex because I don't want people to think they are wierd. Are they wierd? What should I do?

tomtyke says:  
Tie them to a door with dental floss, then slam it.


Topic:   General
Date: May 19, 2009
BumBuddy asks:  
What advice would you give to someone who was going to do it anally for the first time?

tomtyke says:  
Enjoy running while you still can.


Topic:   General
Date: May 19, 2009
sahreeg asks:  
how do you know that the girl infront of you is horny or not?

tomtyke says:  
Any girl in front of me is horny, it's just the way things are.


Topic:   General
Date: May 04, 2009
luv2sukk asks:  
Ok, so i love giving blow jobs... their great, and im great at it, bc my guys keep coming back for more!! ..So i was wondering, what goes through a guys head when im sucking their dick?? Lol bc most the time i can make their leg twich...lol like a dog when u rub their belly!!!! lololol :)

tomtyke says:  
Normally I'm thinking "I hope I can get it in her eye".


Topic:   General
Date: May 03, 2009
SexyIzzy777 asks:  
i met a guy on myspace about 2 years ago...he was stationed in iraq when i first met him, we would literally stay up all night just to talk to each other over the internet...about 6 months ago...i had the chance to finally meet him...ever since we have been really good friends...i mean really good...we would go up to a cabin and just spend a night together at least once a week...we have not made it official...but i get so jealous when i hear or see other girls checking him out...do i have a right to be?

tomtyke says:  
No, just because you spend a night together once a week doesn't mean he shouldn't be doing anything the other six.


Topic:   General
Date: May 03, 2009
-Riley- asks:  
Hi, I have a nice body and all, but since i'm mixed race it makes my hair darker. most people say i'm hairy and things like that. i'm really self concious and never leave the house without a long sleeved top on to cover my arms. i also dont go swimming because i have to get into a costume. When ever i ahev a boyfriend, when things get closer, i dont want to take my top off. i have to lie to them and say i've got a skin condiotion instead of being humiliated. I know i can shave it off but i goes stubbly and laser treatment is too much. waxing makes it stubbly and cream dont even work! it's embarresing and i hate me dad for making me like this! can you help me get over this so i can go further with boys?

tomtyke says:  
I suggest going to a Star Wars convention and pretending to be a fan of Chewie. It'll be nerdy sex but it's the best you're going to get. Ever.


Topic:   General
Date: May 01, 2009
SexyIzzy777 asks:  
hi i am 5 feet and 1 inch tall...i am a size 34 D...is that too big...since most guys say that more than a handful is a waste?

tomtyke says:  
Any guy that says more than a handful is a waste doesn't know where to put his hands.


Topic:   General
Date: April 28, 2009
B.J.giverljhjlhlkk asks:  
Hmmmmmmm........I love to have funnnnnnn with guys!! Most of them i know pretty great, I love my benfits! hehehe!!!! So would you like have a lil fun???

tomtyke says:  
Not really, I'd rather you just bent over.


Topic:   General
Date: April 26, 2009
alice_lynn asks:  
do guys these days prefer women who have bigger breast than others or almost flat girls?

tomtyke says:  
Oh big ones. I'm talking huge.


Topic:   General
Date: April 25, 2009
Sweet&Kinky asks:  
Lesbo's creep me out! I have Les friends and all, but jus the thought of another girl touching me... eeeeee! Its creepy. ..Ok, so anyway another question.. Why does every guy lie about the size of their dick?? Most girls, really dont even care..but then a guy always brings it up...and when the girl see's it..we're expected not to laugh?? [[Not at the size, jus at how they see it]]

tomtyke says:  
Probably because whenever somebody sees it they laugh, meaning the guy says his dick is bigger and bigger.


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